Desperate Defense: Wooden Board Posted on May 25, 2019 board chicago hotels dallas hotels Defense desperate hotels hotels in chicago hotels in florida hotels in las vegas las vegas hotels private jet rental property travel travel vlog vacation wooden 28 thoughts on “Desperate Defense: Wooden Board” The EMTs are annoyed.Reply i feel liket hat is a really small blunt object…when i think 2×4 im thinking an eight footer…going for the legs and toes would make sense if it was the size of a staff.large sweeping motions at the legs. you either take out a knee or jab at the feet/ankles from a distance.just some staff training advice .Reply Heck yeah manReply preeeety sure the toe one would be if you found like an 8' board (probably still not effective, but the attacker wouldn't be expecting that)…. should've tried that, would've been funny to see you guys flailing a full sized boardReply So we have finally proven what even cavemen knew: smacking someone with a heavy piece of wood is painful.Reply I love how after many episodes about self defense, you guys know whats bogus and what is legit.Reply Anyone who watched WWF back in the day knows a 2×4 is a great weaponReply It may not seems like it, but the legs are actually a pretty easy target when you have a little reach. I practise Canne de Combat (french sport) where we try to hit each other with a cane-like sticks, and the legs are the hardest part to protect with your stick. You just need to learn to lunge quickly to hit. The hard part is not to get hit back in the head.Reply Brian…you must have heard it before, but you look like Patrick Wilson…there, I'v said it…now i can watch videos in peaceReply Is that book just an ancient meme?Reply 2 Texans touch hard wood and teach you to fightReply If I use simplecontacts, will I be able to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?Reply A thick branch or small log would work just the sameReply Please let one of them be a pool queReply You really should have some kind of auto redirect when people spell it rouge, not even kidding here.Reply hit the legs like a police baton!Reply Desperate Defense seems to be a book full of harmful advice… to the user. Last year we had a great course on how to permanently injure your hand with a lightbulb. This year we get how to annoy a pursuer and disarm yourself all at once! Seriously, with the exception of jabbing, all of these tips are the worst techniques for a great improvised weapon. True, the head's a mobile target, but it's less mobile than arms, and one hit to the head is all you need. Crouching down to attack the feet is exactly as stupid as it sounds.Reply Whack them in the dick, that should put them down for a whileReply Does that table foreshadow a ‘desperate defence: Infinity Gauntlet’ episode coming soon?Reply I AM THE MAGIC COP DAVEReply I'm starting to think that the book is BS.Reply I think if the 2×4 was longer, the feet become more viable targets. Imagine the board quarterstaff length and then you just take a sweeping action at the legs. You could possibly sweep the legs like Johnny, also the ankle bones are super sensitive so I think that is a better target than the TOES….but forget that Trip toss.Reply I love how they are using info from experts and instead of trying to defend the bad advice, they just call it bullshit right away. Modern Rogues take no shit.Reply Tbh, I work at an optometrist office and we have a lot of contact lens patients that have issues with simple contacts. Best to leave the prescription diagnosis to the professionalsReply Your stick is too short get a good 4 or 5 ft 2×4 and feet become a viable targetReply The thing is, stupid shit like "oh throw it and trip them" is being told because in places like Canada, stand your ground laws do not exist. You can deal physical damage, but as soon as the government thinks you can escape and you keep hitting, you get charged with the same thing the assailant gets.Reply Book: Dont aim for the head its hard to hitAlso Book: AIM FOR THE TOES AND POKE AT THE JAW!Reply but boards don't hit back!Reply Leave a Reply Cancel replyYour email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *CommentName * Email * Website Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.